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回复 Lisbeth: Amanobservedawomaninthegrocerystorewithathreeyearoldgirlinherbasket.Astheypassedthecookiesection,thechildaskedforcookiesandhermothertoldher"no."Thelittlegirlimmediatelybegantowhineandfuss,andthemothersaidquietly,"NowEllen,wejusthavehalfoftheaisleslefttogothrough;don‘tbeupset.Itwon‘tbelong."HepassedtheMotheragaininthecandyaisle.Ofcourse,thelittlegirlbegantoshoutforcandy.Whenshewastoldshecouldn‘thaveany,shebegantocry.Themothersaid,"There,there,Ellen,don‘tcry.Onlytwomoreaislestogo,andthenwe‘llbecheckingout."Themanagainhappenedtobebehindthepairatthecheck-out,wherethelittlegirlimmediatelybegantoclamorforgumandburstintoaterribletantrumupondiscoveringtherewouldbenogumpurchasedtoday.Themotherpatientlysaid,"Ellen,we‘llbethroughthischeckoutstandinfiveminutes,andthenyoucangohomeandhaveanicenap."Themanfollowedthemouttotheparkinglotandstoppedthewomantocomplimenther."Icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowpatientyouwerewithlittleEllen..."Themotherbrokein,"Mylittlegirl‘snameisTammy...I‘mEllen."[
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